This would be maybe the fifth time I've tried to start a blog. I'll tell you the story about the Little Blogs that Couldn't.
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Cara. Cara was a musician with a creative mind and a somewhat unique writing style. So one day in college, Cara said "hey, blogging is kind of neat! I should blog about my life! It's interesting!" Little did Cara know, that her daily life is not, as previously thought, interesting by any means whatsoever. After thirty or so uninteresting and psuedo-emo posts, Cara said "fuck this shit, my life is boring". So the life of Failedblog#1 ended with no dignity. Then, after working hard at a music & arts camp with children, Cara said "Children are so inspirational! Let's make a blog about how awesome life is!" So then she created one post (picture included) about childhood innocence. Then, after months of not blogging, she decided "ok, life isn't THAT beautiful." Thus, Failedblog#2 came to an end. Failedblog#3 isn't really a failed blog at all, but just a random blog post stating how "things will be different, from now on!" and "I tried to make horchata and it failed! BLAH!" ...So actually, Failedblog#3 is really more like failed-horchata-blog-post-of-wonder-and-delight. The end (questionmark?).
Ok so that was an awful story. ANYWAYS, with my new addiction to Twitter, I decided that I might SOMETIMES have somewhat-but-not-really (I enjoy phrases that are over-hyphenated) interesting things to say.
So this is my fifth attempt at regular blogging. So I'm not making any promises.
Also, I like to start sentences with "so..." and "ok so...", and if that bothers you, then GET THE FUCK OUT' MAH BLOG!
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